It was like looking into a crystal ball filled with all the salad and breadsticks you can eat.
There is no way we will commence or continue dating. Why? I think you know why. But just in case, here are some of the reasons.
**These stories are all true, and happened to real people. Names and dates have been removed to protect the creepy.**
the unevenness is what is most disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYour choices are limited to 50% if you are looking for her thin Mother. Oh, you can find a partner with thin parents, but these folks will have taught your thin sweetie SELF CONTROL, and that will come back to bite you in the butt when what you really want is a good blow-job. So messy, that sex act. And the CALORIES!
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