I couldn’t fathom how someone could gain so much pleasure from a store that devotes an entire section to crock pots. It was a Friday night and you had your whole Saturday planned around going to a store dedicated to all things bed, all things bath, and all things beyond. Fogless mirrors, scented candles and stainless steel hell were your final destination. “Oh my god, I hope they have Snuggies! I totally want one,” you said with genuine enthusiasm. I said something sarcastic and you told me I was totally a “Chandler." I have never felt so aware of my own demise.
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