You told me you were bisexual on our first date. Ok you win, I was intrigued. But when our dinner came out, was it really necessary to tell me graphic stories of your friends who have defecated on their sexual partners for money? I'll never look at shortribs the same way again. Thanks.
There is no way we will commence or continue dating. Why? I think you know why. But just in case, here are some of the reasons.
**These stories are all true, and happened to real people. Names and dates have been removed to protect the creepy.**
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Your friends literally shit on people for money.
You told me you were bisexual on our first date. Ok you win, I was intrigued. But when our dinner came out, was it really necessary to tell me graphic stories of your friends who have defecated on their sexual partners for money? I'll never look at shortribs the same way again. Thanks.
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