It would have been nice to know you had a boyfriend before we went out. Three drinks in, and you told me that you didn't want to come to this bar because your boyfriend comes here. Interesting. Five more minutes and there he was, pulling up a seat right next to us. It was really nice hanging out with him by the way. When we all had a drink together, that was about as awkward as the sex we ended up having later that night. Since we're playing the "hindsight is 20:20" card, it would have also been nice to know that you weren't on the pill before the intercourse. If you're pregnant I'm claiming it's his.
There is no way we will commence or continue dating. Why? I think you know why. But just in case, here are some of the reasons.
**These stories are all true, and happened to real people. Names and dates have been removed to protect the creepy.**
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Your boyfriend showed up to our date.
It would have been nice to know you had a boyfriend before we went out. Three drinks in, and you told me that you didn't want to come to this bar because your boyfriend comes here. Interesting. Five more minutes and there he was, pulling up a seat right next to us. It was really nice hanging out with him by the way. When we all had a drink together, that was about as awkward as the sex we ended up having later that night. Since we're playing the "hindsight is 20:20" card, it would have also been nice to know that you weren't on the pill before the intercourse. If you're pregnant I'm claiming it's his.
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