You taught me that going on dates with guys on MySpace is really a bad idea. Thanks. I know you go to Brown University and all, but the academic crap is really all you have going for you. I probably shouldn't have let you into my apartment on our first date - that's my fault. Here's a tip though: when a girl's apartment has a variety of porno magazines on her coffee table in a fan display, it's most likely a J-O-K-E. There was no greater buzz kill than to watch you ogle over old porno for half an hour. There's a reason I wouldn't even make out with you.
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