I saw you help the band load in, set up their gear, and tune their guitars. Apparently you saw me, too, and confused my curiosity in the load-in process with interest in you. I asked you whether you were the band's manager, (you said yes). You asked me if I liked the band, (I did), and if I wanted a t-shirt from the merch table, (sure), but what you forgot to ask me was whether I wanted to hear a 10 minute long confession about your heartache over past relationships, your ex's drug addiction, and your level of interest in beginning to date again. Silly you! Thanks for the t-shirt, and I know a guitar tech when I see one.
There is no way we will commence or continue dating. Why? I think you know why. But just in case, here are some of the reasons.
**These stories are all true, and happened to real people. Names and dates have been removed to protect the creepy.**
Thursday, March 5, 2009
You're "with" the band.
I saw you help the band load in, set up their gear, and tune their guitars. Apparently you saw me, too, and confused my curiosity in the load-in process with interest in you. I asked you whether you were the band's manager, (you said yes). You asked me if I liked the band, (I did), and if I wanted a t-shirt from the merch table, (sure), but what you forgot to ask me was whether I wanted to hear a 10 minute long confession about your heartache over past relationships, your ex's drug addiction, and your level of interest in beginning to date again. Silly you! Thanks for the t-shirt, and I know a guitar tech when I see one.
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