At this rate, we'll be married by 2060!
PS-One time I saw you in a bar and you smiled at me briefly. Still no.
There is no way we will commence or continue dating. Why? I think you know why. But just in case, here are some of the reasons.
**These stories are all true, and happened to real people. Names and dates have been removed to protect the creepy.**
Friday, December 24, 2010
You smiled at me.
Here are the things you know about me: I'm often running late in the mornings, I work downtown, I know how to read (The Metro). Here's what I know about you: you wait at the same bus stop as me, I'm not at all attracted to you, and your version of charming a woman is sitting near her on the bus and once commenting on how late the bus was.
At this rate, we'll be married by 2060!
PS-One time I saw you in a bar and you smiled at me briefly. Still no.
At this rate, we'll be married by 2060!
PS-One time I saw you in a bar and you smiled at me briefly. Still no.
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