You called me old.

I was totally waiting for someone to talk to me while waiting in line to get into that club, that's why I was shivering and looking straight ahead. When you came over to chat and asked how old I was, I thought it was a fair question. What I did not expect was your reaction to my answer: "You are way hotter than 26!" I told you that that didn't make any sense and was a little offensive, but you felt the need to keep going. "You don't have any laugh lines or anything!" When I remarked that I didn't know any 26 yr olds with laugh lines, you looked down, sensing your defeat. "We aren't going to have sex, are we?"

No, we aren't.