Here are the things you know about me: I'm often running late in the mornings, I work downtown, I know how to read (The Metro). Here's what I know about you: you wait at the same bus stop as me, I'm not at all attracted to you, and your version of charming a woman is sitting near her on the bus and once commenting on how late the bus was.
At this rate, we'll be married by 2060!
PS-One time I saw you in a bar and you smiled at me briefly. Still no.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Happy Holidays!!
Merry Xmas and other various holiday wishes! After a 20 month hiatus, YWNBDM will be up and running again soon, delivering sporatic snippets of real life disasters and failed interactions of all sorts. Have a good story? Send it to youwillnotbedatingme@gmail.com!* Have a mediocre story? Tell it to your cat. **
*All posts subject to editing (to make them more funnier) and please don't include names/dates to protect the uncomfortable.
*All posts subject to editing (to make them more funnier) and please don't include names/dates to protect the uncomfortable.
**Have a cat? Send me a story about it.
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